Monday, May 27, 2013

"A New Creation"

"Clean funnies! Not always of Christian origin, but clean nonetheless."

A New Creation

Over the course of a few thousand years, give or take, scientists came together and decided that man had come a long way, and did not need God anymore. They conversed amongst themselves and ended up picking one of them to go and tell God they did not need Him anymore.

This scientist came up to God and said, "God, we do not need You anymore. We can do our own miracles, live our own lives, and can clone. We have everything under control. Get lost."

God patiently listened to the scientist, and replied, "Very well. Before I do, let's have a man-making contest. Let's start all over from the beginning, from the time when I created Adam."

The scientist thought about this, and then happily agreed. He then went to pick up some dirt.

God interjected. "No, no. You get your own dirt."

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